Toddler's Creed

If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it is food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a carseat, it must be protested with an arched back.

If it is Mommy (or Daddy), it must be hugged...

I am toddler!

5 Happening Random Photos

In "Flaming Red" no less leh. Quite like how it turned out, let's see how it actually looks like under the sun tomorrow! Woo hoo! New hair colour!

Walked to Sgoon Central Macs to have a quick night bite with a makan kaki. Pepper & tomato sauce overload on my Mac Chicken. Been ages since I last had it.

Ooohh my comforting & uplifting Himalayan Chai Tea Latte! *slurps)

Lemon Jello we made in school using the nice colourful jelly cup moulds.

Nice cup from Mini Toons at 45% off, been eyeing it for ages. Finally got my hands on it! Motivates me to drink more water when I'm at home. Pity don't have one in red colour.....

Yet Another 5 Random Pictures!

5 Random Pictures

Fresh baby apricots bought at the Marketplace at the Garden Festival. Juicy & sweet!

Bought the kids to the S'pore Garden Festival at Suntec City last Thursday. Here's me sitting pretty in a car booth decorated with plants & flowers.

Brother is obsessed with protein on whey form right now. Left bottle bought from Mustafa, right bottle online.

Cute right? Little mini styrofoam balls in between little cute toes, like a mini kiddie pedicure lor!

Soft, melt in your mouth egg yolk with black sauce & pepper to slurp down during housecraft! *yums*

Poo

A kid passed motion today, the soft, mashy, stuck in your butt kind.

This meant a good showering down....

I cleaned & cleaned & wonder why was there still stuff stuck in my kid's butt?

I pulled & lo & behold, pulled out a small bunch of string & a stringy piece of vegetable stuck in his butt!!! *faint*

He must have swallowed the string when he was chewing on his handkerchief & some threads came loose.

Additional source of fibre anyone??? :P

The Arnold's Fried Chicken Experience

Yeah! Finally got to eating this famed, much talked about, finger-licking, juice-dripping feathered fowl!

Just to confirm we're at the right place!

Classic trio of teh tarik, cappacinno & healthy plain water!

Quite like their coleslaw for the flavour (abit on the sweet side) but abit too fine & chopped up for my liking. Would prefer my veggies slightly more crunchy.

Supposedly 2-persons platter with 5 pieces of chicken & other stuff.

1 whole spring chicken I shared with a friend.

Potato platter that was doubly sinful coz it's deep fried carbohydrates! *faint faint*

Squid rings

Almost all gone!

The final damage to (someone's) wallet & our clogged up arteries!!!

The chicken was very juicy (or is that oily?!) & worth every single calorie. A worthy treat once every 2 months. Any more often, I'd bein trouble with my doctors! Haha! :)

A big thank you to the 2 lunch kakis during the last week of June hols. Fellow foodies unite! :P

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