A special educator with lots of love & passion for the kids under her care.....b'coz God first loved her, that's why she can love others back...
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Books I've Read Recently
What a Wonderful Saturday!!!
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Puns For The Educated Mind
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .
17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
(From http://bitsandpieces.us/page/11/ )
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .
17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
(From http://bitsandpieces.us/page/11/ )
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Food That Come My Way Throughout The Day
Nice cup of papaya from the vending machine to go with my lunch of rice with curry veggies & chicken drumstick from the school's canteen lady.
A colleague cooked this for housecraft with her kids. Simple but very tasty & yummy!! Thank you for the generous portion!
Lucas' mummy blessed me with a huge serving of bo bo char char they made during housecraft. Scooped some out to show you all the ingredients. Wah, like that how to lose weight Eat & eat!
Crispy & pipping hot!!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
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